"I know you want me to say that the Oscar sucks and this is better," she said. "There are no men in drag at the Oscars like there are here. I've never been surrounded by so many fake breasts."
Then again, considering Hollywood's penchant for plastic surgery, she added, "Actually, I think I was at the Oscars."

Ashton Kutcher's birthday was yesterday and Demi made sure that her husband said goodbye to his 20s in style. The couple got all dressed up for dinner at Gemma restaurant in NYC where they were joined by a few of their closest friends like Kate Hudson, Gywneth, Salma, and Madonna. Ashton's buddy Bruce Willis was also in attendance, bringing both a gift for the birthday boy as well as a PYT for himself. After dinner, the celebration continued at Socialista, where the whole crew ate cake and eventually Asthon and Demi closed down the club. Fancy dinner party and some clubbing!? Sounds like Ashton has figured out how to embrace adulthood without losing his fun-loving side. Now if only he could ditch that chain link to the wallet look. We're hoping that's a trend that is not making a comeback anytime soon.

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She's moving in with Ozzy and Sharon Osbourne and their daughter, Kelly, in the guesthouse of their estate outside London. The stick-figured "Rehab" singer, just out of rehab herself, is a longtime pal of Kelly, also a former rehabber. "Kelly has always been there for Amy, they are very tight," a source tells London's Daily Mirror.